A Texan is having a party and is showing a few guys
around his ranch. He starts by showing them the house and
eventually works his way outside.
In his back yard he shows them that he has an Olympic size
swimming pool. And a man eating shark in it.
"If anyone is brave enough to jump in and swim to other side
I will give you half of my property."
Before he could say another word a splash was heard and
somebody was swimming as fast as they could to the other
side. The shark caught the scent and started to follow the
guy but fortunately the swimmer was able to get to the other
side in the nick of time.
Amazed, the Texan said the man could have half of his
property. But the man didn't want it.
"So want half of my stocks don't you." the man shook his
head.
"Oh you must want my daughter's had in marriage." He shook
his head again.
"So what do you want??"
"I just want the name of the guy who pushed me in!!!!!"
