A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors
down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little
old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully
munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats
this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks
the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts
themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around
them."
It pays to be careful around old people.
