RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road.
Repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What was this chicken
doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken
cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road
at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe
the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now
genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the
road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies
whatever motive there was.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the
road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of
reference.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road;
it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
