An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests
come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George,
everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on.
When I'm done, poof! ..... the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call
you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light
goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light
goes off?"
"Oh my gosh!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again!"
