An old fella died and went to heaven but St. Peter told
him he couldn't enter until he passed the spelling test. St.
Peter told the old man to spell LOVE.
The man replied, "L-O-V-E" and was welcomed into heaven.
The very next day, St Peter asked the old man to conduct the
spelling test for all newcomers while he ran an errand.
The old man was surprised when the first person to appear at
the gate was his wife of 40 years. "Welcome to heaven,
honey. It's so good to see you. As soon as you pass the
spelling test we can spend eternity together. Are you ready?
I want you to spell Czechoslovakia."