Jonah

An atheist is teaching a grade 1 class and there is a little girl who is telling her friends about the story of Jonah. The Teacher turns to her and says.

"Now how do you know that Jonah was able to survive in a whale for so long?"

"I don't know. I guess when I get to heaven I'll have to ask him."

"What if he's not in heaven?"

"Then I guess you can ask him!!"